Quizzy quiz

Stolen from madmanarragon

Name:
Keith
Age:
25
Occupation:
Stationary Engineer
Astrological Sign:
Cancer
Siblings:
brother and sister
Sex:
Male
How many Jobs have you had?
4, albeit some of them were the same job at different times.
What is your favorite book?
Shit, one? Eh, We'll say the Principia Discordia.
What is your favorite Movie?
the Lord of the Rings trilogy right now, with Fight Club a close second.
What is your favorite color?
to look at, green, to wear, black.
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Personal-Lord-And-Savior?
FUCK NO.
Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
about an hour ago.
Have you ever gotten drunk?
yep.
Have you ever smoked marijuana?
yep.
Have you ever tried cocaine, heroin, or speed? Intravenously?
nope.
Have you ever tried LSD?
yes.
Can you dose me?
I wish I could, since you've dosed me, Scott.
What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Cherry Garcia from Ben and Jerry's.
What makes you happy?
Good question. My wife and a good book.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2 bushels.
Have you ever had group sex? Would you like to try? Can you bring liquor?
no, maybe if I wasn't married, and sure.
Do you have any felonies?
no.
Have you ever had sex in front of an audience?
only if housepets count.
Have you ever been too stoned to go get stoned?
yes.
Are you in college?
no.
If you woke up in the forest with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
no.
Would you like to go camping?
no.
Ever been to Burning Man?
no.
Do you like Eddie Izzard?
sure.
Ever been to a Rainbow Gathering? (welcomehome.org)
no.
Can you spare some change?
not at the moment.
Do you have any pets?
yes, my Beast.
Are they human?
define human. the physical form of my pet is feline, in any case.
What is your hair color?
brown.
Is it natural?
yes.
Have you ever been in a majickal circle?
yes.
Have you ever read a Robert Anton Wilson Book?
almost all of them.
Have you ever read Stranger in a Strange Land?
yes, excellent read.
Is there a God?
as far as I can tell, there are several. I'm but one.
If you say out loud, "If there is a God, may he strike me dead right now!" what happens?
the Beast looks at me funny.
Do you play any instruments?
i play a mean gut drum.
Have you ever seen your parents fucking?
thankfully, no.
How long is your longest nipple hair?
maybe an inch, eyeballing it. I'm not going to get a ruler.
Can you think of anything really esoteric I can't even think of asking?
probably.
Are you gay, straight, queer, post-binary-gender typed, a Libertine, celibate, or otherwise sexual?
straight, married.
What color pants are you wearing (if any)?
green denim shorts.
What is your favorite food?
cheeseburgers
What is your favorite beer?
Killian's Irish Red
What is your favorite wine?
don't really dig wine that much.
What is your favorite strain of mariajuana?
the kind i could get my hands on, back when i smoked it.
What is your favorite psychedelic?
LSD.
What is your favorite form of Yoga?
Stadha-galdr.
What is your favorite deity?
Set, although I'm also quite fond of Ganesha, Loki, Odhinn and Eris, of course.
What is your favorite religion?
Discordianism.
What is your ideal general political system?
Anarchy.
Was Jesus a human, an allegorical character, god incarnate, or otherwise relevant?
Irrelevant largely. I think he was a human, albeit one not resembling the biblical account.
Was Buddha a human, an allegorical character, god incarnate, or otherwise relevant?
human, relevant.
Was Mohamed a human, an allegorical character, god incarnate, or otherwise relevant?
human, irrelevant.
Are you a human, an allegorical character, god incarnate, or otherwise relevant?
human.