This is an old strip, but it cracks me up every time.
Alex: You have something that belongs to Steve Jobs, that he needs so desperately, that he was willing to personally drop Apple's trademark infringement suit against my name?
Boss: That is correct. And I WILL use that against you at a later date.
Alex: And it's not his soul.
Boss: Alex, you know the value of a soul in this market. What I have is something that he is absolutely ineffectual without.
Alex: Steve Wozniak?
Boss: His ego.
http://ubersoft.net/d/20010115.html
Alex: You have something that belongs to Steve Jobs, that he needs so desperately, that he was willing to personally drop Apple's trademark infringement suit against my name?
Boss: That is correct. And I WILL use that against you at a later date.
Alex: And it's not his soul.
Boss: Alex, you know the value of a soul in this market. What I have is something that he is absolutely ineffectual without.
Alex: Steve Wozniak?
Boss: His ego.
http://ubersoft.net/d/20010115.html