Aside from the S&M, relatively accurate.

What philosophical archetype are you? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Sadean Libertine You wouldn't be out of place in any of the Marquis de Sade's literature. Manipulative, callous and amoralistic you loathe religion and all other constraints; often rebelling against authority solely for the sake of rebelling. The world is a playground to satiate your sadomasochistic tendencies and anyone who opposes such enjoyment better be stronger than you. Sadean Libertine 63% The Underground Man 57% The Prince 53% Absurd Hero 50% Ubermensch 50% Ellsworth Toohey 40% Philosopher King 33% The Fountainhead 30% The Last Man 23%

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Nomad of the Time Streams, Michael Moorcock
Von Bek, Michael Moorcock
Elric, Song of the Black Sword, Michael Moorcock, hardcover
Tales of the White Wolf, various authors, hardcover
A History of Ancient Egypt, Nicolas Grimal
Book of Lost Tales Vol. I, JRR Tolkien, hardcover

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