Lando the Pimp
Feb. 28th, 2006 03:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
masque12From Han Shoots First:
10 Facts about Lando:
1. Only briefly did Wilt Chamberlain surpass Lando's exploits.
2. With a smile and charm like that, who needs a blaster?
3. Lando's legendary piloting skills were acquired with the ladies.
4. Only Lando could win a city in a game of chance.
5. Lando didn't lose the Milennium Falcon to Han, he let her go. Same with Leia... if you get what I mean.
6. The Empire tried to clone Lando, but failed because the clones kept the empire "busy."
7. Lando wrote all 56 appendices to the Kama Sutra
8. Colt 45 actually enhances Lando's lady skills.
9. Lando's a lover not a fighter, unless you get in the way of his lovin'.
10. Lando single handedly captured an entire Imperial armada by charm alone.
10 Facts about Lando:
1. Only briefly did Wilt Chamberlain surpass Lando's exploits.
2. With a smile and charm like that, who needs a blaster?
3. Lando's legendary piloting skills were acquired with the ladies.
4. Only Lando could win a city in a game of chance.
5. Lando didn't lose the Milennium Falcon to Han, he let her go. Same with Leia... if you get what I mean.
6. The Empire tried to clone Lando, but failed because the clones kept the empire "busy."
7. Lando wrote all 56 appendices to the Kama Sutra
8. Colt 45 actually enhances Lando's lady skills.
9. Lando's a lover not a fighter, unless you get in the way of his lovin'.
10. Lando single handedly captured an entire Imperial armada by charm alone.
