Justifiably delicious
Jul. 23rd, 2006 01:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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theferrett:
Here at Texan Hot Dogs, we understand your reluctance to eat meat. After all, killing innocent animals and consuming their flesh is amoral; no person of integrity would eat a hot dog as they are today.
That's why we're proud to announce that every Texan Hot Dog is made of 100% pure guilty animals.
That's right; we scour the pounds and conduct interviews with former owners to make sure that every animal who gets ground up and stuck in our sausages was a right bastard. Chihuahuas who wouldn't stop nipping. Kitties who just couldn't stop clawing couches. Raccoons who knocked over garbage cans. Every animal that gets ground into a Texan Hot Dog was 100% worthy of death, as determined by a strict set of guidelines written by people who looked very much like the ASPCA.
So whenever you bite into a Texan Hot Dog, you can say, "Mmm. That's one animal who had it comin'." Ask for it at your local supermarket.
theferrett:Here at Texan Hot Dogs, we understand your reluctance to eat meat. After all, killing innocent animals and consuming their flesh is amoral; no person of integrity would eat a hot dog as they are today.
That's why we're proud to announce that every Texan Hot Dog is made of 100% pure guilty animals.
That's right; we scour the pounds and conduct interviews with former owners to make sure that every animal who gets ground up and stuck in our sausages was a right bastard. Chihuahuas who wouldn't stop nipping. Kitties who just couldn't stop clawing couches. Raccoons who knocked over garbage cans. Every animal that gets ground into a Texan Hot Dog was 100% worthy of death, as determined by a strict set of guidelines written by people who looked very much like the ASPCA.
So whenever you bite into a Texan Hot Dog, you can say, "Mmm. That's one animal who had it comin'." Ask for it at your local supermarket.
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Date: 2006-07-23 10:01 pm (UTC)Thats right, you realize the next time I eat a hotdog I am going to remember this and I am going to start laughing.
ROFLOL...my hubby said to add that but...but the (evil voice here) the consumption of innocence is sooo tasty.
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Date: 2006-07-23 10:12 pm (UTC)my hubby said to add that but...but the (evil voice here) the consumption of innocence is sooo tasty.
Oh, I know. I'll eat anything that once had a pulse, I'm not picky, guilty, innocent, nolo contendre, whatever. This is directed towards those who do give a shit, however.