Death meme.
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masque12What do you think happens after you die?
I don't know. I think it's a waste of time to worry about it, as there's no way to know until it happens.
Do you believe in heaven?
No. I'm willing to allow for the possibility of there being an afterlife, but it is useless speculation without any evidence to back it up.
Do you believe in hell?
See above answer.
Do you think you will be judged after you die?
I think I'll be past caring. If you mean in the afterlife, there isn't enough data to answer that in any meaningful sense.
How many people would attend your funeral?
I don't know if I'm going to bother. Frankly, funerals are for the people who are still alive to deal with their own grief. I could really care less what they do, I'll be gone.
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?
I don't care. I'll be gone. Now, if I could have a funeral for myself before I die, that might be fun. At least I'd get something out of it.
What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills?
Either way you're dead. Maybe the shot thing, because it's less likely to be something stupid you did to yourself (although still possible).
What should be written on your tombstone?
I'm getting cremated, I don't think I'll need a tombstone. Burial seems like a waste of space.
Would you rather die childless or divorced?
I'm not planning on having kids, so we'll just go with that one. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?
I think it'll probably suck no matter when it happens.
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to?
My wife.
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?
Cannabis sativa, Psilocybe cubensis, etc.
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?
Is it important? I doubt I'd remember it for long, since I'm dying.
Have you ever watched someone die?
Dying, yes, at the moment of death, no.
What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?
Sliding naked down a 20 foot greased razor blade is one mental image someone gave me that has always stuck with me (shudder).
How often do you think about death?
Every now and then, not that big a topic to me.
Is fear of dying your number one fear?
No.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
I don't "believe" in anything. As for whether reincarnation is real or not, there's not enough data to answer that question.
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?
Not that I'm aware of.
Do you consider life short or long?
Compared to what? It's as long as it takes.
Do you think you have a soul?
Define soul, and then maybe I can answer that question. Going by most common ideas of it, no.
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:
not my concern. Do What Thou Wilt.
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?
I'll give it a shot, check back in a few hundred years, I'll let you know how it's working out.
I don't know. I think it's a waste of time to worry about it, as there's no way to know until it happens.
Do you believe in heaven?
No. I'm willing to allow for the possibility of there being an afterlife, but it is useless speculation without any evidence to back it up.
Do you believe in hell?
See above answer.
Do you think you will be judged after you die?
I think I'll be past caring. If you mean in the afterlife, there isn't enough data to answer that in any meaningful sense.
How many people would attend your funeral?
I don't know if I'm going to bother. Frankly, funerals are for the people who are still alive to deal with their own grief. I could really care less what they do, I'll be gone.
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?
I don't care. I'll be gone. Now, if I could have a funeral for myself before I die, that might be fun. At least I'd get something out of it.
What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills?
Either way you're dead. Maybe the shot thing, because it's less likely to be something stupid you did to yourself (although still possible).
What should be written on your tombstone?
I'm getting cremated, I don't think I'll need a tombstone. Burial seems like a waste of space.
Would you rather die childless or divorced?
I'm not planning on having kids, so we'll just go with that one. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?
I think it'll probably suck no matter when it happens.
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to?
My wife.
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?
Cannabis sativa, Psilocybe cubensis, etc.
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?
Is it important? I doubt I'd remember it for long, since I'm dying.
Have you ever watched someone die?
Dying, yes, at the moment of death, no.
What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?
Sliding naked down a 20 foot greased razor blade is one mental image someone gave me that has always stuck with me (shudder).
How often do you think about death?
Every now and then, not that big a topic to me.
Is fear of dying your number one fear?
No.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
I don't "believe" in anything. As for whether reincarnation is real or not, there's not enough data to answer that question.
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?
Not that I'm aware of.
Do you consider life short or long?
Compared to what? It's as long as it takes.
Do you think you have a soul?
Define soul, and then maybe I can answer that question. Going by most common ideas of it, no.
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:
not my concern. Do What Thou Wilt.
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?
I'll give it a shot, check back in a few hundred years, I'll let you know how it's working out.
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