Pornography for nerds.

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Let me see if I cannot tantalize you with a synopsis of the movie. It concerns the collusion of Nazi Clockwork Assassins and Russian Wizards in an effort to puncture space and draw in sleeping, ancient Gods while the paranormal wing of the FBI, assisted by a demon child, does their best to thwart this procedure. It's essentially pornography for nerds and it opens today.

-Tycho from Penny Arcade.

That has to be the best description of Hellboy I've ever read. I'm going to have to watch that again this week.